Innocent bystander orconspirator?

In this rarely seen photo, we see Bert standing in the side lines a few seconds before the assassination of John F. Kennedy. We have sources who claim that Lee Harvey Oswald and Bert were friends in Korea. Though no proof directly points to Bert's involvement in this ghastly shard of history... we wouldn't be too surprised if he was.

Paparazzi shot of Bert being a bad influence on Ernie.

We caught Bert dragging Ernie out of their apartment in Sesame Street and decided to follow to where they were going. We were shocked to find the two in a Girlie Bar. Bert was forcing Ernie to get lap dances from all the ladies. Poor Ernie went home crying.

 A rarely seen Photo of Hitler with his favorite General

During World War II, General Berhtolomue Kieffer III lead the SS in the burning of the Reichstag. He is known to be one of Hitler's most diabolical Generals. We have reason to believe that he is Hither a clone or an ancestor of Bert.

 The Root of MJ's Evil

Our investigators recently uncovered this old photograph of young Michael Jackson standing with Bert who is fondling his pelvic area. It is now clear where Michael Jackson's pedophilia stems from. Bert molested him as a child. He is only releasing frustrations and fears that have welled inside his mind for years.

In an interview with ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley, she confessed to us that Michael used to make her "Do the Pigeon" naked while he sat across the room and watched.

We tried to interview the "King of Pop" about this but all he could say was "I am a gentleman." Information and Photos sent in by

Victor J. Zuylen

(FBI Talking Socks Investigations )

Dear Sir,

Enclosed you will find a couple of snapshots of Bert conspiring with that infamous ex-football player, ex-moviestar, ex-husband and axe-murderer, O.J. Simpson. It's a well-kept secret that Bert was actually part of O.J.'s defense team during the first trial, and was also the only person in whom O.J. fully confided. Interestingly enough, photograph no. 2 was taken exactly ten minutes before the murders took place. (Also, did you know that yellow lint as found at the crime scene? It's true! It was exhibit no. 156a during the first rial). I know I am putting you and myself at risk for giving you all this infor mation, but the truth must not be stopped. What are a few casualties for the good of man and muppetkind? Use this information well, and good luck. respectfully,

Victor J. Zuylen

 Bert and the KKK

It has long been rumored that Bert was part of the Ku Klux Klan. Latest evidence show that he IS Part of the Klan, but more surprisingly, some evidence points to the possibility that he is a founding member. The Klan's pointed cowl was actually patterned after Bert's head. In these photographs, Bert is seen at the burning of the crosses ritual.

During the honeymoon of Pamela and Tommy Lee, the couple went off to the dessert to film themselves in a torrid orgy with Bert, (an old drug buddy of Tommy). It was actually Bert who stole the tape and distributed copies of it. Bert edited out the segments that showed him in the video to avoid his incrimination. Tommy and Pamela continue to deny their association with the

muppet due to the fear that he might hurt them.

Bert was caught trying to rape Prairie Dawn in the back side of Sesame. If it wasn't for Luis... Prairie would have been killed. There have also been similar attempts on Betty Lou and Chloe.

A picture from Ernie's photo album

In this photo we borrowed form Ernie's photo album, we see Bert smoking marijuana. He was very active during the 70's and was once seen with famed mass murderer and lunatic Charles Manson. He was even rumored to have been with Manson and his cult during the murder of Sharon Tate.

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